Brie: “I can’t have Jell-O.” Me: “Why not?” Brie: “Because I’m really allergic to dairy.” Me: “I think you’re thinking of pudding. There’s no dairy in Jell-O.” Brie, looking doubtful: “Are you sure?” Dylan: “You know what’s the best kind of exercise there is? Hardcore dancing.” From Traci Manning, the art teacher: We’re drawing portraits, [...]
Archive for the ‘Student Quotes’ Category
It’s been damn near a year since I posted something on the ol’ blog-a-roo, but with the school year over I feel like it’s only fair to give up the goods on student quotes. Many of you who have read this blog over the years have read it for little else. In case you’re wondering [...]
I had a former student ask what happened to the quotes from his freshmen year of high school, which was something like five years ago, so I dug them up and here they are. These are my first ever students, who will always hold a special place in my heart. But man, did they say [...]
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite and mine, the student quotes. As always, these are real things real students said. I love them, but come on… these are hilarious! Enjoy, and have a great weekend! Alexis: “Are there exercises to make you get taller?” Janson: “Hey Brigs, do you know how much snow we’re supposed to [...]
Twice a year I grace you with the silly and naive things my student say over the course of the school year. Today, I give you the rhetorical wit of my students from the fall of 2008. Most of these are sophomores, with a couple of junior and senior quotes sprinkled in… Enjoy! Brian: “Hey [...]
